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Caramel_Delite said
13:30 04/02 2008
1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. Your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a lot of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. You have no job satisfaction.
9. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
10. You are embarra**ed to tell people what you do for a living.
11. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
12. Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other "professionals."
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
16. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
17. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
19. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
20. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
21. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
22. Everyday you wake up and tell yourself, "I'm not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life."
23. Your client and pimp seem more concerned about how you look than what you know.
24. Your pimp doesn't care what you have to do to please the client.
25. Your pimp can't perform your job.
26. You're required to play roles for money.
27. Your customer doesn't always want others to know everything they request.
alligcold said
12:07 04/09 2008
zeet
Crazypickney said
12:30 04/09 2008
lol ah boi
jamaican5star said
12:32 04/09 2008
"
18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
" LOL
up2 said
12:32 04/09 2008
pro mi seh
baby kim said
12:35 04/09 2008
pro fi real man
honey21 said
12:37 04/09 2008
A So Di Ting Set!!!
AndrewR said
12:39 04/09 2008
ah boi
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2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. Your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a lot of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
6. You are not proud of what you do.
7. Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
8. You have no job satisfaction.
9. If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
10. You are embarra**ed to tell people what you do for a living.
11. People ask you, "What do you do?" and you can't explain it.
12. Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other "professionals."
13. Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
14. Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
15. Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
16. You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
17. When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday AM to Friday PM).
18. You are rated on your "performance" in an excruciating ordeal.
19. Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
20. The client always thinks your "cut" of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
21. When you deduct your "take" from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
22. Everyday you wake up and tell yourself, "I'm not going to be doing this stuff the rest of my life."
23. Your client and pimp seem more concerned about how you look than what you know.
24. Your pimp doesn't care what you have to do to please the client.
25. Your pimp can't perform your job.
26. You're required to play roles for money.
27. Your customer doesn't always want others to know everything they request.