If I was a skateboard I would grind you all night. I'm like a snow storm,i'll give you 8 to 10 inches and keep you inside for the whole weekend. I'm like budweiser, always fills you up never lets you down. I just made my bed. Ya wana help me mess it up again?" You make me want to have an affair. It won't be a late night.. you'll be in bed by 7 and home by 11. Give me a dollar and I'll make you holler. Do you know the difference between a Quarter Pounder with cheese and a blowjob? Well then, let me take you out to lunch. Were you born on a farm? because you really know how to raise a cock! Hey, do you like France? (If yes:) So do I! Let's go and French! What are you doing tonight? Besides me? All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I'll be quiet. You must be this tall (hold up hand as if to measure height) to ride the (your name). You wanna go skinny dipping... in my water bed? There's a little man in my pants and he would really like you to pet him. Wanna play some football? We can both be skins Shall we shag now or shag later? Baby, I want to strap you on like a feedbag. One leg over each ear! You know, sex is like golf. It sucks until you finally get the ball in the hole yourself. You're like a light switch..You turn me on. There's a little man in my pants and he wants to meet you. I've got a fire in my pants and you're the only one who can put it out. Im tired. Youre tired. Lets sleep together! Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet! Around you I'm like a complex word, long and hard. guy:::: How do you scare a bee?? girl:::: i don't know how? guy::::BOOBIE!!((grab her boob))) I do floors, doors, windows, and you. Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?? I have a math equation for you. You + me + whipped cream = a good idea. Are those f**k me eyes, or f**k you eyes? Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world. Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? She will say, "Why?" You will reply, "Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? Do you know what would look good on you? Me. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. f**k me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? I love every bone in your body - especially mine I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long! If said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! Is your dad a farmer? (No, why?) Because you got some melons. Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. Tickle your p*u**yy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather." Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you have a nice set of buns. You've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across. Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it". May I end this sentence with a proposition? My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Crazypickney said
13:44 04/09 2008
whey di hell
Buddah said
15:49 04/09 2008
CD....dem ting funny..lol
jamaican5star said
15:51 04/09 2008
"I just made my bed. Ya wana help me mess it up again?"
girl:::: i don't know how?
guy::::BOOBIE!!((grab her boob)))
Are those f**k me eyes, or f**k you eyes?
Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? She will say, "Why?" You will reply,
"Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
f**k me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
If said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
Is your dad a farmer? (No, why?) Because you got some melons.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Tickle your p*u**yy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
You know, I've got the f, the c and the k, so all I need is you
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you have a nice set of buns.
You've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across.
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "f**k it".
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!