One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent. Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, Good morning, Maam. What are you doing? Reading a book, she replies, (thinking, Isnt that obvious?). Youre in a Restricted Fishing Area, he informs her. Im sorry, officer, but Im not fishing. Im reading. Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. Ill have to take you in and write you up. If you do that, Ill have to charge you with sexual assault, says the woman. But I havent even touched you, says the Game Warden. Thats true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. Have a nice day maam, and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. Its likely she can also think

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