1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is buddy, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the f**king floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya bitch?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, f**kin' dumb ass?
jr1 said
16:55 04/01 2008
lol @ #1,6,9
Shottess said
16:57 04/01 2008
lmfaoooo
kalongi said
16:57 04/01 2008
lol..these are nice
Msz JayBee said
17:00 04/01 2008
so true
Shem1 said
17:08 04/01 2008
hahaha 8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!!
What can you do that's longer?
Crazypickney said
22:43 04/01 2008
such anger
minksta said
22:46 04/01 2008
lol
rrDesignZ said
22:47 04/01 2008
lol
jamaican5star said
22:47 04/01 2008
Mellow_Moods said
22:49 04/01 2008
lol
Tommy Didads said
22:52 04/01 2008
# 9 I defnetly agree wid. But # 1 dats da iuniversal sign, 4 tym, n sumtyms u just do it subconsciously,
n # 2 sumtyms I do that. Coz my Freeview box. (I dont know if yall hav dat in ur countries, can only be used with the remote.
But dyu know what I h8 Bubble bursting knitpickers
***DK*** said
22:53 04/01 2008
u caan agree wid #9 as what if u weren't waitin on that bus!!!!
Wyzco said
22:54 04/01 2008
this is good!!
Major Krazy said
22:55 04/01 2008
so true!!!
Tommy Didads said
22:55 04/01 2008
... Tushay @ Dainty. See I h8 those Bubble bursters
alligcold said
21:13 04/06 2008
seet
bLaCkBeatZ said
21:14 04/06 2008
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the f**king floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya bitch?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!!
What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, f**kin' dumb ass?
...
Tushay @ Dainty. See I h8 those Bubble bursters