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Bad News, Good News, Great News...
bad4life71 said
22:49 03/28 2008
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife."
"Well, tell me!" the man said.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worse, Mr. Jones said, "Give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay."
"Oh my god!" said Mr. Jones, overcome by emotion.
Remembering what the cop had said, he asked, "So what's the good news?"
"Well," said the cop, "when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."
"If that's the good news, then what's the great news!?!" he asked.
And the cop replied...
"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning!"
***DK*** said
22:50 03/28 2008
lmao....poor woman!!!
Crazypickney said
11:19 03/30 2008
lol wat a dutty shit them
Sean Mobay said
16:20 03/30 2008
lol
jr1 said
16:30 03/30 2008
lol dem cops deh need couple box and kick
DekaNo said
16:32 03/30 2008
LOL
kalongi said
16:34 03/30 2008
not funny
alligcold said
21:11 03/30 2008
newss ehh
Major Krazy said
21:21 03/30 2008
ha lol
vybz10107 said
21:26 03/30 2008
it nuh funny
Shem1 said
21:30 03/30 2008
me nuh get it
Mekhilla said
12:12 03/31 2008
cho dem meaaaaaaam =(
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"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife."
"Well, tell me!" the man said.
The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worse, Mr. Jones said, "Give me the bad news first."
So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay."
"Oh my god!" said Mr. Jones, overcome by emotion.
Remembering what the cop had said, he asked, "So what's the good news?"
"Well," said the cop, "when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."
"If that's the good news, then what's the great news!?!" he asked.
And the cop replied...
"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning!"