guy is driving his Kriss deportee down a dusty Jamaican country road when he sees a sign, "Star apples J$100.00 each".
Curious to find out why one star apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the star apples are so expensive. The farmer says, "Bway dese are special bulla and pear star apples. Here, try one nuh?" The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the pear, but not the bulla." The farmer says, "Just turn it around an bite again man." He does so and he savours a sweet bulla.
The farmer says, "Mi have fish an' festival star apple, too, but dem is $200.00 each." The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great but I taste the fish but not the festival!." The farmer says, "Just turn it around, man." He does, takes a bite and the unmistakable taste of a sweet crunchy festival fills his mouth.
The farmer nods in approval and says, "Now, if you really like dat, mi 'ave some extra special apples dat cost $500.00 each. They're pum pum apples." "Pum Pum apples?" The man cannot resist and whips out his $500.00 note. He takes a bite and spits out in disgust, shouting "YUCK, these taste like shit!" The farmer cooly responds, "Jus' tun it 'round, man!!"
Dj Moet said
14:19 03/27 2008
me DONT EVEN WANT READ DI REST A DIS FROM DI TITLE MIX PUM PUM AND FOOD
Dane said
14:21 03/27 2008
b*m**oclaat
-- Edited by Danemarvalous at 15:22, 2008-03-27
baby kim said
14:22 03/27 2008
does an apple go by that name, i wouldnt eat it.
Crazypickney said
21:14 03/27 2008
laawwddd
blackspyda said
21:16 03/27 2008
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Buddah said
21:18 03/27 2008
lmao...dat funny....dat is wat di p*u**yy sukka get
rrDesignZ said
21:19 03/27 2008
lol hmmmm
Garrick said
21:20 03/27 2008
wah di ra**
Djfella said
21:20 03/27 2008
lol nasty
Ambassidah said
21:22 03/27 2008
dat nasty still
lie sum ah oonuh ah tell bout oonuh wouldnt eat pum pum apple, caah mi know seh wen oonuh guh country oonuh nam di pum pum yam wah inna di soup
Curious to find out why one star apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the star apples are so expensive. The farmer says, "Bway dese are special bulla and pear star apples. Here, try one nuh?" The man takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the pear, but not the bulla." The farmer says, "Just turn it around an bite again man." He does so and he savours a sweet bulla.
The farmer says, "Mi have fish an' festival star apple, too, but dem is $200.00 each." The man is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great but I taste the fish but not the festival!." The farmer says, "Just turn it around, man." He does, takes a bite and the unmistakable taste of a sweet crunchy festival fills his mouth.
The farmer nods in approval and says, "Now, if you really like dat, mi 'ave some extra special apples dat cost $500.00 each. They're pum pum apples." "Pum Pum apples?" The man cannot resist and whips out his $500.00 note. He takes a bite and spits out in disgust, shouting "YUCK, these taste like shit!" The farmer cooly responds, "Jus' tun it 'round, man!!"
-- Edited by Danemarvalous at 15:22, 2008-03-27