Recently this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings.
He presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best English uttered his request " Me cum fi collect the 10 millian dallars, si me ticket ya".
After reviewing and checking the ticket with his manager, the clerk returned and requested on how he would like his payments.
The jamaican replied "Mi wan all a de moni now".
"Unfortunately, Sir" the nervous clerk responded, "the procedures are that we can only give you one million now and the balance equally over the next 20 years".
Furious and agitated, the Jamaican asked for the manager, who re-iterated "Sir, my assistant is correct. It is our regulation that we initially pay you one million dollars now with the balance paid to you equally over the next 20 years".
Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, " 'Unnuh tek me fi idiat? I wan' all a de moni now, or gi' me bak me dallar".
Crazypickney said
09:21 03/25 2008
lol, whey di hell
up2 said
11:01 03/25 2008
real rum head
rrDesignZ said
11:03 03/25 2008
kiss teeeeeth lol
minksta said
11:20 03/25 2008
boy some ppl fool tho lol
FiveStar said
03:36 03/26 2008
haha...some customers behave like that fa real, not jus rum heads lol
He presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best English uttered his request " Me cum fi collect the 10 millian dallars, si me ticket ya".
After reviewing and checking the ticket with his manager, the clerk returned and requested on how he would like his payments.
The jamaican replied "Mi wan all a de moni now".
"Unfortunately, Sir" the nervous clerk responded, "the procedures are that we can only give you one million now and the balance equally over the next 20 years".
Furious and agitated, the Jamaican asked for the manager, who re-iterated "Sir, my assistant is correct. It is our regulation that we initially pay you one million dollars now with the balance paid to you equally over the next 20 years".
Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, " 'Unnuh tek me fi idiat? I wan' all a de moni now, or gi' me bak me dallar".