You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta
here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial
out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000.
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
A Mastercard Wedding A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'
Garrick said
19:44 03/23 2008
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dappa75 said
19:50 03/23 2008
mz más quería veterano said
19:55 03/23 2008
rrDesignZ said
19:55 03/23 2008
lol
DJ Miggs said
20:00 03/23 2008
dah man deh hard
Buddah said
20:16 03/23 2008
dat man is a real gangsta....i like dat style dey...lol
You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and
had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta
here.'
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately
after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial
out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000.
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD.
A Mastercard Wedding
A Mastercard Wedding
'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'