It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn't had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt and said, "Ooh Santa, please stay."
And he said, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off her pants and said, "No no - please stay."
And he replied, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off everything else, and said, "Ooh, please stay."
And he said, "Hey hey hey, guess I better stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
Crazypickney said
23:15 03/20 2008
Major Krazy said
23:16 03/20 2008
LOL
bLaCkBeatZ said
23:16 03/20 2008
lol lol can't get up the chimney with my dick this way way way
blackspyda said
23:17 03/20 2008
lol
DekaNo said
23:19 03/20 2008
LOL mad
viper_3kj said
23:32 03/20 2008
AJ said
02:15 03/21 2008
Mellow_Moods said
03:04 03/23 2008
lmao
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
03:10 03/23 2008
Shottess said
03:15 03/23 2008
LMFAO!!!! Wowwww...Santa coulda damn well guh up the chimney...him a white man...him buddy nuh dat big
WeedEmpress said
03:17 03/23 2008
lmbcao
vicious said
06:18 03/23 2008
now look what yall do to santa lol boy get all up in dat "chimneyyyyyyy" in dere nice and warm
And he said, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off her pants and said, "No no - please stay."
And he replied, "Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get toys to children, ya know."
So she took off everything else, and said, "Ooh, please stay."
And he said, "Hey hey hey, guess I better stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"