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5 KINDS OF SEX
pluggy said
15:17 03/20 2008
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Screw you!"
5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.
rrDesignZ said
15:18 03/20 2008
Mekhilla said
15:19 03/20 2008
ok ppl...dis is the 3rd time dis post...maybe u could do some reading before u post sumthn lol
killa said
15:20 03/20 2008
pluggy u can gwaan guh f**k inna kitchen...mi nah join dat
***DK*** said
15:20 03/20 2008
lmao b easy mek!!!
KrisMichael said
15:27 03/20 2008
lol
BabyBashment said
19:19 03/20 2008
lol
CV said
19:24 03/20 2008
hahaha dats y u sign pre-nupts
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