Nuh Ramp Wid Yardie - Breakfast Conversation - Jamaican and a Trini
A Jamaican is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissant, bread, butter and jam when a Trini man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Jamaican ignores the Trini who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread??" Jamaican: (in a bad mood): "Of course." Trini: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Trinidad , we only eat what's inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans."
The Trini has a smirk on his face. The Jamaican listens in silence.
The Trini persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
The Jamaican: "Of course."
Trini: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't... In Trinidad we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, and then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the Jamaicans."
The Jamaican then asks: "Do you have sex in Trinidad ?"
Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says with a big smirk.
Jamaican: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Trini: "We throw them away, of course."
Jamaican: "We don't. In Jamaica , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Trinidad ."
Pimping said
14:34 03/20 2008
LOL. Sack
AJ said
14:35 03/20 2008
this has been posted already but it still mad
nerzo said
14:35 03/20 2008
boom! haha so funny! =)
killa said
14:45 03/20 2008
b*m**oclaaaaaaat...lol...suck yuh madda trini...lmao
A Jamaican is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissant, bread, butter and jam when a Trini man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Jamaican ignores the Trini who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:
Trini: "You Jamaican folk eat the whole bread??"
Jamaican: (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Trini: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In
Trinidad , we only eat what's inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the Jamaicans."
The Trini persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
The Jamaican: "Of course."
Trini: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
chuckling). "We don't... In Trinidad we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, and then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell
the jam to the Jamaicans."
The Jamaican then asks: "Do you have sex in Trinidad ?"
Trini: "Why of course we do", the Trini says with a big smirk.
Jamaican: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Trini: "We throw them away, of course."
Jamaican: "We don't. In Jamaica , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Trinidad ."