Last week we spoke about the ladies and their NOT so flattering tummies, we hope that some of you have started your lettuce and water diets and stop eating those double cheese burgers and diet soda (because oonu not foolin nobody wid di diet soda, but oonuself, den oonu go pon TV ah bawl bout oonu cyaah lose weight ...ah wonder why ...go figure).

Anyhow this week we have a much more pressing issue to address and this has to do with some "SO CALLED" men in our society. Yes a lot of you are guilty and know yourselves. What are we talking about is nothing more than the wearing of these 'Tight Pants 'and 'Pencil Foot' jeans that were meant for WOMEN (note the capitalization). Gentlemen, (then again some of you are the farthest thing from a man) you all need to stop.

Firstly it's not a safe practice, the wearing of tight clothing in general is not healthy according to medical research done worldwide it hinders the skin from breathing properly, the fact that the clothing is so snug it puts the penis and testicles in an uncomfortable zone, which has been known to lower a man's sperm count (last I checked this can hampers one's ability to impregnate his spouse (female)).

Furthermore no one wants to see some grown ass (excuse my french) hairy man with a husky voice in no tight pants. There is nothing sexy about it contrary to what some gender benders may think. Now what is even more disturbing over the last two years the trend seems to have caught on in Jamaica especially in the entertainment fraternity (yes the dancer bwoy and di fish dem weh a run the girls dem outta the video light wid oonu bleach out face and shave up eyebrow...oonu nuh mek mi start enuh). Originally the tight fitting clothes and pencil foot jeans were meant for women to show off their physical attributes, but with the advent of time it seems that a lot of men are becoming more metro-sexual (a fancy word for the borderline homosexuals dem) and in touch with their feminine side.

This trends has sparked a new pattern in the way some men have started dressing, now we see them shaving their eyebrows, wearing two earrings, acting effeminate, bleaching their faces and the infamous wearing to the pencil foot jeans, for those that can't acquire a pair they have gone to lengths to stitch the normal leg inwards for a closer fit and so there is now a shortage of women clothing in our local stores (think a lie ask Ce'Cile she did sing bout it).

A recent visit to a party where the fast rising sound system Darkcide International was playing I heard their microphone man (the yute weh do all the talking and hype up the crowd) Stone said something that had me in tears with laughter and I quote, "Level, yuh see oonu bwoy weh a come a party inna oonu tight pants, oonu notice di gyal dem a walk pass oonu, Mi seh dem nuh see oonu."

Now gentlemen there is a reason why women are considered the fairer sex because it is their job to be dainty, look good, act feminine and bring off the man, so stop trying to fill that role and play your part and be a REAL MAN. Not because you have a pair of nuts that does not make you a man. This is the very reason why some of the prettiest women talk to some of the coarsest and scruffiest guys you've ever seen, it's because they are more of a real man than most of you and hence a lot of women are still looking for that attribute in the opposite sex.

Most of us of Jamaican parentage were brought up with good values and attitudes as children and if our folks saw us wearing those tight pants I'm sure they would be so ashamed. So do what is right and stop trying to compete with the women , and for the love of the Saviour leave the tight pants alone it's not meant for you. Continue if you so choose because who can't hear must feel in the words of Bembe selector Jigsy "Di people dem guh kill oonu". Now go and buy yourself a pair of loose fitting jeans and breathe easy.

Just another trend as far as i see... man a wear tight leather pants from long.. only thing now is that these are jeans. I dont really understand the tight pants thing, exposing my ass crack to my bredrin dem.. them must know still

let the cocky breath...

well man a man still, an me only beat narrow fitting, an boot cut jeans cuz mi mawga an di girl dem like it dat way, dem say it neat,lol. but some bwoy a wear some tings wa look like pencil foot jeans, an tights, like a slide dem slide inna dem, dem jus a ova do di ting, at the end of the day u fi look like man inna wa u hav on, nuttin fi confuse ppl, an hav dem a wonder if, u zeet especially how di world a run now, wid dem whole heep a raas fish ya, weh start get bright an a cum pon dry land.

Mekhilla wrote:

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let the cocky breath...

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       lol. a tru still. mi will neva wear a tight pants, mi noh matter which fashion
       in. dem tings deh a battybusiness.

 

well if it close fitted wid a pair a air max and ting it look ok but wen it so tight like di pic above noooooooooo sahhh dat wrong

some fashion i will never follow bullit pon a tight pants bwoy

unno see how fashion change.....it went from big, baggy pants 2 man now wearing tight pants...i not supporting it atall

it went from tight leather pants in disco days, to baggy jeans now it gone bac,lol but bac in d dayz so much fish never deh bout, so it wasnt much of a prob, now a days ppl fi kno wa dem a do, an mek sure dem look like man inna watever dem a wear

well casino.. nuff a di man dem jsu dnt know wen to stop a gurl mi knwo blech den man tek it up... gurl mi know wear nickas man tek it up girl mi know shave dem brow man te it up girl mi know where capri man tek it up girl mi know do the tight pants fi show dem clumps man te kitup fi show wah ???? dem man deh a freak dem and shebaada par and u cyan tell dem seh dm gay u kno.. cuz dem ago seh fashion ova style... but like sasso seh a Wah do dem Guy deh?

tite pants bwoy d peeple dem wan kill unnu man pants fi have room..can b close but not clease where u caaan move proppa n a run competition wid d ooman dem

wears skinnies and slim fit pants and jeans gets compliments still f**kin chicks what's gay is worrying about what another man is wearing

Kaos
To di World

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Yuh see it Long time mi a sey it and nuh body nah listen.

unnu see it fi unnu self now

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nah wear nuh tight pants

no tight pants ting

some trend nuh fi falla. mek mi see what next which one weh deh too far dem ago follow

slim fit but not skin tight

Nuttin no wrong wid a straight jeans but some man just deh over do it, is like dem in competition wid di ladies fi see who can wear the tightest pencil and dat a f**kery, i think its a trend still and it might soon pass...

80% of jamiacan wear tight pant
if ur cellphone or ur wallet is printing out




u have  on a  tight pant &