At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?
And
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT. But, then you would have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single general car default warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say, Are you sure? before going off.
Garrick said
06:43 03/12 2008
Huh?
up2 said
10:14 03/12 2008
get thr drift...jus a point on ms flaws
vicious said
10:18 03/12 2008
Microsoft a run de place for real
AJ said
11:54 03/12 2008
wow but a nuh lie - gm fi step up inna life now
djmercenary said
11:57 03/12 2008
ahh no the point of this post wass that Microsoft is so crappy and full of it if they were cars they would have more problems than you can deal with.
Ruffkut said
19:15 03/12 2008
M.Soft is de boss
GangstaGentleman said
20:26 03/13 2008
amen @djmerc
Crazypickney said
20:32 03/13 2008
lol, not bad
lyndo said
21:20 03/13 2008
some man nuh get wat di ting a seh a so ppl dumb jahkno star...anyway this is a good joke dj rohan i like it alot, mi affi go mek some ppl pree it lollolol
BADANG!!!
bLaCkBeatZ said
21:22 03/13 2008
"9. The airbag system would say, Are you sure? before going off."
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal.
Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement, Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?
And
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT. But, then you would have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single general car default warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say, Are you sure? before going off.