CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..." Customer: "Hello, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ...... Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high *lo** pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs2249.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "
Customer: uh..err..err. .eh#$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registration number UTD 4267....... Customer: [Faints]
blue_flash said
20:20 03/10 2008
jahkno
jay said
20:26 03/10 2008
lololololol
pluggy said
20:34 03/10 2008
easier him walk go buy
Crazypickney said
21:46 03/13 2008
bLaCkBeatZ said
21:50 03/13 2008
DIS IS NOT A JOKE TO ME DI DAY WILL COME WHEN WE AVE NO PRIVACY...INFORMATION IS JUS 2 READILY AVAILABLE. SELECTOR BYRON AVE A SIMPLE LIKKLE SIGNATURE DAT AVE SO MUCH INFORMTION NEWAY IT BAD STILL
fyahhh said
21:58 03/13 2008
owadkelly wrote:
DIS IS NOT A JOKE TO ME DI DAY WILL COME WHEN WE AVE NO PRIVACY...INFORMATION IS JUS 2 READILY AVAILABLE. SELECTOR BYRON AVE A SIMPLE LIKKLE SIGNATURE DAT AVE SO MUCH INFORMTION NEWAY IT BAD STILL
the signature he has is nothing crazy. click his sig and it will tell u how dat works. lol.... but soon enuff this will really happen. i agree wid u.... on the natinal geographic channel a couple months back dem said soon there will be no for cash nore credit car. there will be a chip in ur wrist that u wave when buyin or orderin things this will also be ur id into clubs/bars if u get pulled over no more askin for registration and such sir/mame plz put ur arm out the window and scan...... when dat day comes believe me i will go into hiding and i will go str8 to haiti. but other den dat
LOL
dappa75wifie said
22:01 03/13 2008
AJ said
22:05 03/13 2008
Garrick said
05:56 03/14 2008
We are all laughing but this might just be true afterall.
littlemisslinkz said
06:02 03/14 2008
lol
rrDesignZ said
07:01 03/14 2008
lol
Jahville said
09:06 03/14 2008
damn all de man bizniz out
DJ O.P. said
09:13 03/14 2008
dat day soon come
Ambassidah said
09:30 03/14 2008
ah dis di woman dem woulda want fi track wi and know everything bout wi
FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Haterzmostwanted said
10:59 03/14 2008
wtf!!! Yo I heard about the chip that they want to put in people. I heard they tested it on like 1 million babies. They trick the parents making them think its good for the child about if it's kidnapped and so forth. I don't believe in them things. I swear its really gonna happen no privacy what so ever.
Gucci said
23:16 03/14 2008
DWLLL an life suppose fi be easier... mi ah tell u!
CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ...... Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high *lo**
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how
much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs2249.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your scooter.. ."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage
Scooter,...registra tion number USE 8999..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also diabetic.... ... "
Customer: uh..err..err. .eh#$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registration number UTD 4267.......
Customer: [Faints]
LOL