1. Crying is blackmail 2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever! 4. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 5. Get rid of the cat. 6. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us! 11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 17. Sunday = sports! 18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 21. Don't rub the lamp, if you don't want the genie to come out. 22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both. 23. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 24. You have enough clothes. 25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
DJ BAD4LIFE TO THE WORLD EVILME no body move, no one will get hurt pure badness is here
Crazypickney said
21:34 03/09 2008
DJ O.P. said
21:36 03/09 2008
aah lol
AJ said
03:19 03/10 2008
thats so tru
yellow said
09:29 03/10 2008
here here
MasSicker said
09:57 03/10 2008
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Djfella said
09:58 03/10 2008
lol true
Dj Reppy said
10:02 03/10 2008
Real thing,
up2 said
10:07 03/10 2008
jus like dat
biggaman121 said
10:46 03/10 2008
real thing seen
blue_flash said
20:38 03/10 2008
tru ting
jay said
20:41 03/10 2008
bad4life71 wrote:
1. Crying is blackmail 2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever! 4. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it. 5. Get rid of the cat. 6. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us! 11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 17. Sunday = sports! 18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 21. Don't rub the lamp, if you don't want the genie to come out. 22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both. 23. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 24. You have enough clothes. 25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
DJ BAD4LIFE TO THE WORLD EVILME no body move, no one will get hurt pure badness is here
wikaman said
20:46 03/10 2008
lol yow it accurate
Flemmo said
20:51 03/10 2008
Yeah if real ladies you should know these rules.
Mellow_Moods said
21:55 03/17 2008
gud one ya
rrDesignZ said
21:57 03/17 2008
llooll
living it for ever said
07:16 04/25 2008
8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
... yeah ...sure ... LMFAO! think it thru!
2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever!
4. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of the cat.
6. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissable in an argument.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us!
11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Sunday = sports!
18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
21. Don't rub the lamp, if you don't want the genie to come out.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
23. Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
DJ BAD4LIFE TO THE WORLD EVILME no body move, no one will get hurt pure badness is here