There's that man, who has a cock 50 cm long. And he can't get f**ked, cause' no lady can take it that sky-high. Well, he's desperate and the only way out seems the Ookaburra witch. Well, the man decides to seek help from the witch. Entering the dark cottage, a voice speaks: "I know why You are here... 3 kilometers east from here there is a swamp. In the middle of the swamp on a stone sits the largest frog on earth. If You get him to answer "no" to one of Your questions, Your cock will get 10 cm shorter."
Well, in the swamp they meet and after a little thought he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No"
The man goes behind a small tree and checks it out - wow! 10 cm shorter!
Well, surely enough he goes again and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No!"
He goes behind the tree again and looks: only 30 cm long! 20 cm would be just right...
Again, he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "How many times do I have to say - NO!, NO! and once more NO!!!"
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
03:15 03/09 2008
AJ said
03:18 03/09 2008
lol lol lmao rotfl
bLaCkBeatZ said
09:53 03/09 2008
ahhahahahahahahahhahhaahhaahhaha
Mekhilla said
09:56 03/09 2008
lmao lmao lmao
Mekhilla said
09:59 03/09 2008
lmao lmao lmao
griffin said
15:10 03/09 2008
lol
yellow said
09:59 03/10 2008
yu f*kka yu
DJ O.P. said
10:06 03/10 2008
stupid..lol
-- Edited by DJ OP at 11:07, 2008-03-10
Caramel_Delite said
10:06 03/10 2008
LOL
Jahville said
10:12 03/10 2008
waat a ra**. yuhh nuh expect dat e wud a get annoyed....look yuh nuh ha nuh cock now
kurt said
10:18 03/10 2008
none nuh lef
blue_flash said
20:46 03/10 2008
LOL
dappa75wifie said
20:49 03/10 2008
LOLOLOL
jamaican5star said
20:50 03/10 2008
lmao
Ambassidah said
00:45 03/12 2008
which eediat wouldnt want 50 cm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by the way how much cm mek an inch
Well, in the swamp they meet and after a little thought he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No"
The man goes behind a small tree and checks it out - wow! 10 cm shorter!
Well, surely enough he goes again and asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "No!"
He goes behind the tree again and looks: only 30 cm long! 20 cm would be just right...
Again, he asks: "Frog, will you marry me?" - "How many times do I have to say - NO!, NO! and once more NO!!!"
-- Edited by DJ OP at 11:07, 2008-03-10