1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>(because they are plugged into a genius)
>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>(they don't have enough time)
>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't
>stop
>to ask directions)
>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and block their vapour
>lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't
>know.....it
>never happened)
>And the personal favorite:
>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
>(because they are plugged into a genius)
>
>>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
>(they don't have enough time)
>>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't
>stop
>to ask directions)
>>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and block their vapour
>lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
>(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
>>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't
>know.....it
>never happened)
>>And the personal favorite:
>>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)