A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep in a drunken stupor. Now you decide what's worse: 1. Having your girlfriend find out that you're actually married 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
dappa75wifie said
21:07 02/28 2008
LOLOLOL
bLaCkBeatZ said
21:10 02/28 2008
maaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd or even trying to watch porn wid it on ur dick
A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket
and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was
asleep in a drunken stupor.
Now you decide what's worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out that you're actually married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.