A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the Waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less s****er. There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."
Now that's putting Your Affairs In Order.
QUICK THINKING TOO.
Crazypickney said
11:09 02/28 2008
whey di hell
Major Krazy said
21:57 02/28 2008
lol
dappa75wifie said
22:22 02/28 2008
LOLOL THAT WAS FUNNY BUT ME A TELL U BEING TOLD U HAVE CACER IS NO LAUGHING MATTER I LOST MY MIND WHEN THEM TELL ME ME HAVE IT I COULD NOT STAND UP OFF MY CHAIR ..............U DONT KNOW HOW BAD IT FEELS TILL U HEAR THE NEWS .....BUT HEY LIFE GOES ON THANK GOD
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less s****er. There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."
Now that's putting Your Affairs In Order.
QUICK THINKING TOO.