Five Caribbean Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first a Cuban surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second a Jamaican responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third a Barbadian surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth a Bahamian surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 'You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
The first a Cuban surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second a Jamaican responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third a Barbadian surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth a Guyanese surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth a Bahamian surgeon shut them all up when
he observed: 'You' re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.'