An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he's crying. The old man says, "I'm retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day"
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"
TwistedsGhost said
00:07 02/27 2008
LOL LOL!
dont you just love em old men jokes. lol
i should have a few too. If i find em, u dont mind me using your thread do you?
The young man says, "Well then why the hell are you crying!?"
The old man replies, "I can't remember where I live!"