An older man approaches a younger woman inside a shopping mall.

'Excuse me,' he said. I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk
to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said,

'Sure, Do you know where your wife might be?'

I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like
yours, she usually appears out of nowhere.