A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.
"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.
"All right, buddy. What's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."
Crazypickney said
17:00 02/25 2008
hmm..
dappa75 said
19:15 02/25 2008
ok ...... not getting this one at all
mz más quería veterano said
19:22 02/25 2008
boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u f up
fyahhh said
19:25 02/25 2008
?????
Krazily Insane said
17:21 03/01 2008
ummm...did he like fell from the balcony or something?
GangstaGentleman said
17:22 03/01 2008
its obvious that he fell from the balcony read between the lines.
Major Krazy said
17:38 03/01 2008
Gucci said
17:41 03/01 2008
kum on ppl.... di man drop awf!. i guess it takes a while..
u f