The Naked Rasta
A Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach in Folly Port Antonio. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
"Wha yuh 'ave undah de newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the Rasta replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the Rastaman fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in the Port Antonio hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened.
The Rasta said, "Mi nuh know. I mon was lying on de beach, an dis likkle gal asked me a question, den I mon ... guess I mon mussah dozed off an next ting I man know is I mon deh ya."
The police went to the beach, found the little girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked Rasta?"
After a pause, the girl replied, "Me neva do nutten to him! Nutten at all. Me was a play wid him bird an it spit pon me. So, me bruk its neck, cracked its two eggs dem, and set de nest pon fire!"
Mekhilla said
16:23 02/15 2008
dis post already but it maaaaaaaaad funny lol
Gucci said
16:29 02/15 2008
mi neva see dah 1 yah...
DekaNo said
16:46 02/15 2008
lol mad
UV RAYS said
17:15 02/15 2008
lol
Major Krazy said
17:27 02/15 2008
LOL
tob2190 said
18:09 02/15 2008
lol
rooney said
18:21 02/15 2008
yo..... lol
mz más quería veterano said
19:26 02/15 2008
oooooooooooooo shit
GangstaGentleman said
19:54 02/15 2008
mi hear dah one yah aready but it sell off same way!