There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
-- Edited by ANDRE_DESIGNS at 12:15, 2008-02-10
linko said
14:56 02/10 2008
ahahahah ................mad
ANDREDESIGNZ said
15:10 02/10 2008
zeeen
kurt said
15:12 02/10 2008
Major Krazy said
23:12 02/10 2008
LOL
viper_3kj said
23:18 02/10 2008
Silly said
23:04 02/11 2008
mmmaddddd post
chronic_387 said
23:05 02/11 2008
ye i remember this one......sad, all now the b*t*h caan answer
rrDesignZ said
23:06 02/11 2008
chronic_387 said
23:08 02/11 2008
i wudda gi har a phuk box u c...no stilz, weh linko, da boss fi dem leisure activity deh
Gucci said
00:43 02/12 2008
yeah man .. whahaaaaa.. wifi shudda keep her lip zip.. jus like hussy did ah do..
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying
to
me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in
the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
-- Edited by ANDRE_DESIGNS at 12:15, 2008-02-10