A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . ... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!
swif said
17:26 02/08 2008
truth is truth!
jamaicabwoy said
17:30 02/08 2008
lol .....a so dem tan eno ....never satisfied wid wat they have
Crazypickney said
18:53 02/08 2008
reemix_1st said
19:05 02/08 2008
lol fa reaaal..man dem talk di truth
rooney said
19:10 02/08 2008
fi real... lol
bLaCkBeatZ said
09:53 02/10 2008
true ting dis...
Crackaz2006 said
10:01 02/10 2008
for real dem cant satisy
Gucci said
02:48 02/13 2008
dats just plain kuriosity.... an it definately kill dat deh kat..
fyahhype said
02:53 02/13 2008
ah di truth ah that...but still lol
stickyfingaz said
22:38 02/13 2008
hahahah, a dat shi fi get, bwoy it fi real, dem woman deh cyah please, but sen den 2 mi and yu si, lol..
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
05:22 02/14 2008
NOT ALL FEMALES ARE DAT BAD....
MI WOULD OF SELECT ONE FROM DI MIDDLE FLOOR LOL... CAH MI KNO ANYTHING ABOVE THAT FLOOR NUH EXIST
-- Edited by ssugarlipss at 05:23, 2008-02-14
blackspyda said
17:46 02/14 2008
lol
GangstaGentleman said
18:07 02/14 2008
true ting still a nuh all a dem stay suh @sugarlips
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
02:04 02/15 2008
Thanx GangstaG...... i think i get wise too soon lol
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . ... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!
-- Edited by ssugarlipss at 05:23, 2008-02-14