A lawyer runs a stop sign in Portland and gets pulled over by the Police. He thinks that he is smarter than the police because he is a lawyer from Kingston and is certain that he has a better education than any Jamaican Police. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Police expense. The Police says," Yuh License an yuh registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The Police says, "Yuh didn't come to a complete stop at de stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "Yuh neva did come to a complete stop, Says the Police. License an registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" "De difference is dat yuh hav fe come to ah complete stop - dat's de law. License an registration, please!" the Police says. Lawyer says,"If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." That sounds fair. Get outa de vehicle, sar, the Police says. At this point, the Police drape up de man, pull out his batton and starts beating the ever-loving hell out of the lawyer and asks, "Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down?"
Dj Kridilli said
15:51 02/08 2008
lol i hear it b4 but it still maad
AJ said
15:53 02/08 2008
lol
RiddimRyder said
15:56 02/08 2008
LMAO!!!!!
Crazypickney said
18:57 02/08 2008
lol, still funny
linko said
15:17 02/10 2008
maddddddddddd
UV RAYS said
15:18 02/10 2008
haha
chronic_387 said
15:20 02/10 2008
jamaican5star said
15:24 02/10 2008
if him EVA dear fi go seh Slow Down u see ...
Jamdon_1 said
15:26 02/10 2008
Beat out him claaaaat!
jamaicabwoy said
15:31 02/10 2008
lol
silvershadow said
12:47 02/11 2008
aHHhhhhhhhh. lol fOool
ANDREDESIGNZ said
21:07 02/11 2008
lol
earlezilla said
12:40 02/18 2008
A GOOD
Garrick said
19:16 02/18 2008
Brap Brap ""Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down?"
He thinks that he is smarter than the police because he is a lawyer from Kingston and is certain that he has a better education than any Jamaican Police. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Police expense.
The Police says," Yuh License an yuh registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The Police says, "Yuh didn't come to a complete stop at de stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"Yuh neva did come to a complete stop, Says the Police. License an registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"De difference is dat yuh hav fe come to ah complete stop - dat's de law. License an registration, please!" the Police says.
Lawyer says,"If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." That sounds fair.
Get outa de vehicle, sar, the Police says.
At this point, the Police drape up de man, pull out his batton and starts beating the ever-loving hell out of the lawyer and asks,
"Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down?"
di cop smarter than di lawyer indeed!