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Classic Affair #4
Crazypickney said
13:52 02/05 2008
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, and then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."
RiddimRyder said
15:10 02/05 2008
LMFAO!!!
mz más quería veterano said
14:05 02/06 2008
Mekhilla said
14:10 02/06 2008
hahahahahhahaha dis mad
bLaCkBeatZ said
18:48 02/06 2008
HA~!
Gucci said
02:14 02/13 2008
savior devine..... krazi dem yah too maddd....
earlezilla said
10:16 02/18 2008
MADD MADD
viper_3kj said
11:03 02/18 2008
A weh you find dem thing yah
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"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, and then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."