At the mall the other day eating at the food 
court I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. 
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, 
orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager 
would look and find the old man staring every time. When the 
teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter 
old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man 
did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a 
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."