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dappa75wifie said
22:45 01/29 2008

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

      Have you any grounds?

      Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.



      No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

      It made of concrete.



      I don't think you understand.

      Does either of you have a real grudge?

      No, we have carport, and not need one.



      I mean. What are your relations like?

      All my relations still in Poland.



      Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

      We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.



      Does your wife beat you up?

      No, I always up before her.



   Why do you want this divorce?

      She going to kill me.



      What makes you think that?

      I got proof.



      What kind of proof?

      She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.