USA : It's been a long time since I have seen you girl
JAM: Gal yuh noh dead yet?

 USA : Lord, we have lost electricity again
JAM: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid

USA : This meal is not too bad.
JAM: Di food can eat

USA : Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis

USA : Hors d'heurves
JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me?

USA : Here Kitty kitty.. get down from the roof
JAM: Hey dutty puss come aff a di house tap before a buss yuh rass klaat!

USA : I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu
JAM: Lawd gad obeah tek up suzie!

USA : Oh My God, I just broke mom's expensive plate.
JAM: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry

USA : aren't those pants a bit short
JAM: you did a expect flood or yuh tek yuh measurment inna wata

USA : Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that? up di mango dem.

USA : Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
JAM: Aye buff teet bwoy, tap fling up-fling up mi bag dem suh man.

USA : I wish you would quit lying.
JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

USA : Lift the hood of the car for me John
JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

USA : I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long
JAM: But wait, no Robot naah run todey!

USA : Get me a pop please
JAM: Beg yuh carry wan Aerated wata fi mi deh

USA : It's time for a Perm
JAM: Gal yuh head waan Cream, yuh noh si how it tough?

USA : Yuck!! This is nasty.
JAM: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid.

USA : I wish you would close your mouth.
JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyaan shut.

USA : Girl, your acne is terrible.
JAM: Massa gad, pickney, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh.

USA : Please make some room in the bus so this man can sit.
JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

USA : I have a stomach ache
JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi

USA : These mangoes look a bit over ripe
JAM: Missis move fram in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh

USA : He has very large full eyes
JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

USA : He has no manners
JAM: Im dont have no broughtupsi!

USA : perspiration odour
JAM: him smell green

USA : poached (boiled) chicken
JAM: dat deh sinting nuh start cook yet

USA : oh, dear
JAM: ee-eeeee

USA : Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit disorder
JAM: Di pickeny too dam hard ears!

USA : He has a touch of Dyslexia
JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!

USA : I need a bottle of Peptobismal..my stomach hurts
JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a wash out yah now .. mi belly bine up

USA : That man over there is missing his dentures
JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh

USA : OH my your feet are so ashy...
JAM: yuh foot tuff like aligata back...yuh couldn't rub likkle cocanat ile pon yuh foot dem...

LMFOA!!!!!!!! MAD!!!!

Love them

lololol... tru

lol USA : Hors d'heurves JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me?