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THE LIE CLOCK
CALOSS said
06:38 01/19 2008
Hansie Cronje (Former South African Player) went to hell....
As he stood in front of Yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
he asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hansie, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that
he never told a lie."
"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Hansie asked, "Where's Ricky's (Ricky Ponting) clock?"
Yamraj replied, "Ricky's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a
ceiling fan"
jamaicabwoy said
22:10 01/19 2008
hahahah ..... I guess ppl would have to follow cricket to get this joke
DJ Romeo said
22:13 01/19 2008
WTF
dappa75wifie said
22:14 01/19 2008
lololol good one
swif said
22:17 01/19 2008
lol
Gucci said
22:17 01/19 2008
well i dont follow no kriket..... but its funny . wahhahaaa.. liad r^$$.
killa said
22:18 01/19 2008
ahhh nice one
dappa75wifie said
22:19 01/19 2008
gucci me soon a go use ur clock fe a fan too lol
-- Edited by dappa75wifie at 22:19, 2008-01-19
Crazypickney said
15:52 01/20 2008
j_anthony said
15:56 01/20 2008
lol.....good one
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As he stood in front of Yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
he asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie
Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hansie, "Who's clock is that?"
"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that
he never told a lie."
"And whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Hansie asked, "Where's Ricky's (Ricky Ponting) clock?"
Yamraj replied, "Ricky's clock is in my office, I'm using it as a
ceiling fan"
-- Edited by dappa75wifie at 22:19, 2008-01-19