The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig!What are you doing?How dare you do this to me,the faithful wife,the mother of your children!I'm leaving this house,
I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies"Wait, Wait a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened" "Hmm, I don't know, well,
it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband begins to tell his story . . .
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;
the poor little thing practically devoured them."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste."
"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
bLaCkBeatZ said
21:44 12/02 2007
haha i know dis already 2 but it can gwaan same way
pengo said
09:12 12/03 2007
Crazypickney said
12:09 12/03 2007
steppz said
12:37 12/03 2007
di wife naah use di buddy suh bwoy di man mek smaddy else use it
I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies"Wait, Wait a minute!
Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hmm, I don't know, well,
it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband begins to tell his story . . .
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride.
I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that
I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight;
the poor little thing practically devoured them."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes
so I threw her clothes away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years,
that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I don't have good taste."
"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?