A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription
pengo said
21:19 12/02 2007
mi hear it already but it mad same way.
dappa75wifie said
23:46 12/02 2007
LOLOL LOLOLOLOL IM SURE I COULD FIND NUFF BETTA WAYS TO KILL HIM LOLOL
Crazypickney said
11:56 12/03 2007
Hell yea!
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
04:59 03/30 2008
alligcold said
21:42 03/30 2008
madd
Major Krazy said
06:36 03/31 2008
hahaha he change his tune LOL!
Mekhilla said
12:03 03/31 2008
seen it but lol...mad prescription
honey21 said
12:15 03/31 2008
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2bashy said
15:33 03/31 2008
mi still alive bredreen...dem caan kill mi LOLOLOL!!!!!
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'I can't give you
cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now,
that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription