Girl: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Priest: What have you done my child?

Girl: I called a man a son of a bit**.

Priest: Why did you call him a son of a bit**?

Girl: Because he touched my hand.

Priest: Like this? (as he touches her hand)

Girl: Yes father.

Priest: Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bit**.

Girl: Then he touched my breast.

Priest: Like this? (as he touched her breast)

Girl: Yes father.

Priest: Thats no reason to call him a son of a bit**.

Girl: Then he took off my clothes, father.

Priest: Like this? (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: Yes father.

Priest: Thats no reason to call him a son of a bit**.

Girl: Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.

Priest: Like this? (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!

Priest: (after a few minutes): Thats no reason to call him a son of a bit**.

Girl: But father he had AIDS!

Priest: THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!