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13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed

bLaCkBeatZ said
21:17 11/21 2007

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? bad

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f**k.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside? 12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69? 13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.

Crazypickney said
22:42 11/21 2007

whey di hell!

Glitch said
23:20 11/21 2007

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in LMAO

bLaCkBeatZ said
20:09 04/23 2008

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

GangstaGentleman said
20:12 04/23 2008

nice set a pickups Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside? How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.