* Yknow, looking at her, youd never guess that Demi Moore had a baby! * Gosh, youre lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. * Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? * I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. * If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball. * That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner? * When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar. * You dont need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment. * This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy. * Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut? * Stop your swearing and just breathe. * Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. Youre not using the right words. * Your stomach still looks like theres another one in there. * You dont have the guts to pull that trigger.

* Your stomach still looks like theres another one in there My gosh! lol

* If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.