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>In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name
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>and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol
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>also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also
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>called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is
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>also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a
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>generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a
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>team of government experts, it recently announced that it
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>has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
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>considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin,
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>Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
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>Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
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>available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola
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>as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now
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>be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
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>Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
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>gives new meaning to the names of "c**cktails", "highballs"
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>and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
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>drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
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>MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money
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>being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
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>Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
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>should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
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>huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do
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>with them.

Those names are hillarious and gets right down to the point.