A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital (KPH) for medical treatment; he had both ears severely burnt. Doctor: How did you get your ears so terribly burnt Sir? Patient: Yuh si Docta, Mi didah rush fi go a Wuk, so mid didah hurry fi press mi shurt. When mi a press it, one eediot call mi pan mi cellphone, an insteada answer di phone, mi pick up de iron an' answa it. Doctor: Ok Sir, I understand how one ear could be burnt, but I still cannot understand how you got both ears burnt Patient: Di damn fool nuh go call mi back.

Ah sah

Lol. LMAO. Real ediaaat

dumbass

lol hear it b4 still.

ha ha

da man deh smart nuh raaas