A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I >could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
Crazypickney said
20:46 07/26 2007
oh gosh, the man never haffi gwaan so horrible though!
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
15:02 03/27 2008
jamaican5star said
15:04 03/27 2008
DEAD WiD Laugh!!!
riddimqueen said
15:04 03/27 2008
hahaha
mario said
15:06 03/27 2008
LMAO, dat 1 wicked!!!!!!!!!! lol
hotafire said
15:11 03/27 2008
Nuh case deh a get thrown... i am losing right now//////
Masta StReTcH said
08:55 03/28 2008
mz más quería veterano said
09:29 03/28 2008
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
bad4life71 said
11:04 03/28 2008
mi would to wha she tek this thing fa
BAD4LIFE TO THE WORLD EVILME
no body move,>>>>noone will get hurt<<<<<pure badness is here
Shem1 said
11:08 03/28 2008
haha da last 1 bad
Ambassidah said
11:47 03/28 2008
lol, yeh man dat bad
Mekhilla said
12:20 03/28 2008
littlemisslinkz said
12:20 03/28 2008
lol
Pimping said
15:09 03/28 2008
Me hear dis already. Caloss u a reews papers hard man. Respek
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then
she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I
>could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
BAD4LIFE TO THE WORLD EVILME
no body move,>>>>noone will get hurt<<<<<pure badness is here