Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?" "Yes but I need to ask for something different" "Go ahead ask me" "You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant" "Yes but ..." " And the year before you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pregnant" "Yes but.." " And the year before that when I went to Bali and when I returned my wife was pregnant" " Yes" "Well! Could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her with me?"

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