Little Tony...., cheekey brute(I actually read this one!! TUFF TUFF)LMAO
STAINLESS said
18:43 04/18 2007
LITTLE TONY ON MATH (I)A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence andyoushoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like yourthinking."Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 womensittingon a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of thetriple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top andsucking thecone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream. Which one ismarried?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the onethat'sgobbled down the top and sucked the cone."To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is the one with theweddingring on, but I like your thinking.
"LITTLE TONY ON MATH (II)Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3,' I said "6", replies TONY."But that's right!" says his dad."Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' ""What's the f**king difference?" asks the father."That's what I said!
"LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are goingtolearn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of amulti-syllable word?"TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job.
"LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (I)Little TONY was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.The correct word you want to use is "urinate".Please use the word "ur-i-nate" in a sentence correctly, and I willallow youto go."Little TONY thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but ifyou hadbigger tits, you'd be a TEN!
"LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (II)One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the samesentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.""Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael."My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on littleTONY."Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f**king beautiful!'
"LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar afteranother. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, youknoweating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rotyour teeth,and make you fat."Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f**king business."
-- Edited by Gucci at 21:50, 2008-02-21
earlezilla said
00:15 02/20 2008
LOL
Garrick said
00:16 02/20 2008
Tony Nuh Ramp
Shem1 said
00:32 02/20 2008
tony out a order
JamaicasNextTopModel said
01:02 02/20 2008
Di likkkle juve haad.. like Kartel...LOL... Go easy nuh... lol
DekaNo said
03:23 02/20 2008
tony a move hard lol
Ryan said
04:00 02/20 2008
lmao!!!!!! yo tony baddd!!!
Riddim Daddy said
04:41 02/20 2008
READ THESE B4 BUT CAN ALWAYS READ THEM OVER
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
05:46 02/20 2008
Buddah said
17:04 02/20 2008
tony maaaadddd!!!!!!!!!!
mz más quería veterano said
17:55 02/20 2008
LOL LOL LLOLO LOLMy grandfather lived to be 107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f**king business."'Beautiful, just f**king beautiful!'"
(I)A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence andyoushoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like yourthinking."Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 womensittingon a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of thetriple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top andsucking thecone. The third is biting off the top of the ice-cream. Which one ismarried?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the onethat'sgobbled down the top and sucked the cone."To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is the one with theweddingring on, but I like your thinking.
"LITTLE TONY ON MATH
(II)Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic."Why?" asks the father."The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3,' I said "6", replies TONY."But that's right!" says his dad."Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?' ""What's the f**king difference?" asks the father."That's what I said!
"LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are goingtolearn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of amulti-syllable word?"TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job.
"LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
(I)Little TONY was sitting in class one day.All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.The correct word you want to use is "urinate".Please use the word "ur-i-nate" in a sentence correctly, and I willallow youto go."Little TONY thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but ifyou hadbigger tits, you'd be a TEN!
"LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
(II)One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the samesentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.""Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael."My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher reluctantly called on littleTONY."Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f**king beautiful!'
"LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar afteranother. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, youknoweating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rotyour teeth,and make you fat."Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f**king business."
-- Edited by Gucci at 21:50, 2008-02-21