this is a Dam good Guide!!!!!
10. CLOCK-WATCHING: Never, ever, ever, ever even think of saying: "Are you going to come soon." If you're doing a blowie, you'd have to take your mouth off to utter the question. If you're giving a hand-job, you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he's shagging you and takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings.
11. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don't ask him if you're the best lover he's ever had most men have had so many sexual partners that it is unlikely that you are. Please don't ask a man to lie about such an important thing.
12. PLAYING DEAD: Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. We don't mind that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.
17. SEEKING FAVORS: Never contemplate taking advantage of your man's warm after-sex glow to seek favors or make requests. As he drops off into well-deserved slumber, resist the urge to ask, "Do you think I should buy that dress, skirt, sofa, Mercedes, country cottage?" There is a name for the practice of mixing sex with material gain - prostitution.
bad4life71 said
19:03 04/08 2008
parrie u no easy a whey u find this maddddd
Dj Quiva said
21:05 12/16 2008
wooo.. Numba 7 tek it
jepomaxxx said
21:13 12/16 2008
***DK*** wrote:
i read it....n jah kno star....i guess i will never get 100% on dis test....as me NAH do sum a dem sumtin ya...it funny tho.... i agree wid tess.....WOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
so yah seh now
BREEDA™ said
21:14 12/16 2008
:ro: :ro:
shardo said
12:27 01/17 2009
cricket
JamaicanQueen said
22:12 01/17 2009
shottahill said
00:17 01/18 2009
lol
RickyDZines said
00:30 01/18 2009
A f**kery dis an it suh small a bare *u*k hood an swallow cum it nasty.. nuh waste time fi read it
bLaCkBeatZ said
00:34 01/18 2009
FIXED!
but most o dis stuff soun sarcastic like it was written by a woman trying to make a joke
so yah seh now