The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you'.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
mz más quería veterano said
06:54 02/19 2008
lo lol lol The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
Crazypickney said
10:50 02/19 2008
sting said
10:53 02/19 2008
lol
the type a sex deh baddd
Shockwave Ent said
10:55 02/19 2008
lol
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
10:59 02/19 2008
" The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say 'screw you'."
Riot_Tresanne said
11:00 02/19 2008
llaaaawddd god dem sex deh mek mi nuh wan "screw" lol mi will stick to f**k,,,,,!!!!the saddest 1 is the 7th,,,mi would mus dead to blotclaaat lol lol
xForcex said
11:07 02/19 2008
lol
jamaican5star said
13:20 02/19 2008
i hear yuh @ Riot Tresanne lol
brammo said
14:22 02/19 2008
really good. as funny as it is its true
viper_3kj said
16:29 02/19 2008
@ Tresanne
Mekhilla said
16:32 02/19 2008
ooooh noooooo
steppz said
18:22 02/19 2008
i guess the 6th sex is aimed @ me then
Garrick said
18:36 02/19 2008
Ouch Steppz, that's cold.
DekaNo said
18:37 02/19 2008
lol mad
Garrick said
18:38 02/19 2008
Ouch Steppz, that's cold.
MonEyBeLLy said
18:41 02/19 2008
this can gwan
Sean Mobay said
19:41 02/19 2008
lol@riot
SHERRY said
20:33 02/19 2008
ookkk then
DJ Kem said
20:43 02/19 2008
f**k thats why its good to have more than 1 woman lol
you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom
Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you both say 'screw you'.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in
the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a
little each month. But not enough to live on!
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in
the afternoon and Nun at night.