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More things not to say - To parents while in College

bLaCkBeatZ said
20:59 11/21 2007

Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College... * Are you saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box? * Hey dad, are there any openings at your office? * I'm converting! * I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there? * I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience. * Who are you again? * Mom, you too can be saved. * I need more money for my gambling ring. * Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body. * Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre- * From now on, you'll call me Mohammed. * I'd love to talk to you, but I have more important things in my life to do. * Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant? * Hey mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well... * This is my home away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said. * And I joined the Republican party! * I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click) * Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores. * When are you coming to visit! I really want to see you!