A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.
The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.
The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?"
"Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!" "Not a chance!", replies the barkeep.
"Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there."
So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees. The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog.
Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says -
"I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!
Crazypickney said
21:00 07/15 2007
No wonder the turtle bruk up so! my gosh!
ssugarlipss (Administrator) said
03:52 03/09 2008
... thats cruel
AJ said
03:58 03/09 2008
lol poor turtle
bLaCkBeatZ said
10:05 03/09 2008
fi real
griffin said
13:54 03/09 2008
give the man his 500 dollars!!
ghetto_youth said
13:57 03/09 2008
this nigga a use him brain!
Msz JayBee said
13:57 03/09 2008
that poor turtle soon dead
rrDesignZ said
14:00 03/09 2008
Riddim Daddy said
14:00 03/09 2008
VERY CRUEL !!1
mark john said
14:01 03/09 2008
lol
shardo said
14:06 03/09 2008
WOW!!!
Mekhilla said
09:51 03/10 2008
grrrr dat no right
yellow said
09:54 03/10 2008
kaboom
Caramel_Delite said
10:10 03/10 2008
DATS JUST CRUEL..
Jefstar said
10:13 03/10 2008
lololol....turle to the world!!
Jahville said
10:21 03/10 2008
boo bap kannect.......man a mek dough still....pay up...lol
kurt said
10:25 03/10 2008
might b is a jamaican to enno
jr1 said
14:16 03/10 2008
feel sorry for di turtle but dis man ya smart
Gia said
15:53 03/10 2008
lol smart man afta him get rich and kill off the turtle him can make turtle soup!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.
The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.
The bartender looks at the guy and asks:
"What's wrong with your turtle?"
"Not a thing," the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!"
"Not a chance!", replies the barkeep.
"Okay then, says the guy... you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there."
So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $500, agrees.
The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog.
Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says -
"I WIN... Told you it'll be there before your dog!