You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?
Perhaps you dont know me? My name is Mr Right.
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him
CALOSS said
02:05 06/14 2007
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Crazypickney said
08:25 06/14 2007
Nice ones!
bLaCkBeatZ said
19:46 04/02 2008
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him - SOOOOO LAAAAME
bLaCkBeatZ said
19:47 04/02 2008
Perhaps you dont know me? My name is Mr Right. - wonder if dis would work
Shem1 said
19:49 04/02 2008
umm r u a virgin
Shottess said
19:49 04/02 2008
(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
That one would sooo work for me esp if its Patron XO or Jose Cuervo (complete with Lime and salt tho)
jamaicabwoy said
19:50 04/02 2008
hmmm
Msz JayBee said
19:52 04/02 2008
nobody better try those on me
the doc said
19:52 04/02 2008
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
CV said
19:54 04/02 2008
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down .... HAHAHA
kalongi said
19:55 04/02 2008
i'm gonna try bet u 20 u'll turn me down one
Dj Moet said
19:56 04/02 2008
lol
sub0 said
19:56 04/02 2008
most a dem LAMMMEE!!!
KrisMichael said
20:48 04/02 2008
some of them mad but the girl woulda bax you if you tell her dat
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.
If I pet you, would you follow me home?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
So, do you like fat guys with no money?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Do you have flat mates? Will they mind me staying?
Perhaps you dont know me? My name is Mr Right.
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him - SOOOOO LAAAAME