-- Edited by miggskills at 22:28, 2008-03-19

SHE HAVE IT LOCK NUH ra**

POWER OVER SPEED

Bad Face

-- Edited by Dj Wong at 18:00, 2008-04-30

These grounds are NOT for the "kid in all of us"

These creepy masterpieces of sculpture and landscaping can be found in playgrounds not only in Russia (even though this is where the majority of photos come from) but also in China, East European Countries, and even in the US - anywhere the gra**-roots creativity goes bad and the bad taste gets promoted, often unintentionally.

Not only kids, but some more impressionable adults are in danger to become psychologically scarred from thinking too much about these monsters and letting them into their dreams. In some cases, visits to such playgrounds can even be considered an insurable hazard - leading to some successful lawsuits :)

At least this playground has a limited access:



But the following ones are all open to the public, including possibly the worst sculpture in history:













Did you ever dream of killing a crocodile with cutlery?
Here is your chance:







This sculpture was actually pretty cool (displayed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art). But back to the miserable playground examples:





















Let's have an intermission, so that you could take a breather from all this ugliness.

These are some of the locations for the playgrounds above:
- Moscow & St.Petersburg, of course
- Kharkov, Ukraine
- Minsk, Belarus
- Ivanteevka, Russia
- Odessa, Ukraine
- Prague, Czech Republic
- Stockholm, Sweden
- Akko, Israel
- even Basel, Switzerland

We would like to put a label "abandoned" on this photo series, but in most cases, these playgrounds are still in use, and children are playing freely among the manic sculptor's nightmares.

OK, here is more! More of the surreal art NOT for kids:













And this is our favorite (the creepiest... do not bring your kids anywhere near)



Some sculpted kids are climbing the TV tower in Prague - this is at least a deliberate art installation by David Cherny:



Cows also want to climb higher:



More weirdness in Prague:



The z****ie sculptures are rising from the graves:



Cthulhu invites you for the ride! -



At least this Cthulhu has some class:



These rides are pretty much unmentionable:





If you're tired of attractions, you can go play some cards:



or go see neighborly aliens:



Leaving playground for the streets actually does not help much:
(example from Uzbekistan)



We have to stop here (even though they are dozens of similar examples). Too much of that sculptural madness can make you very, very sad:



Sources: Detsky Dvor, English Russia, Exler

Something to brighten your day

-- Edited by miggskills at 12:03, 2008-03-19

ME NUH WANT NUH OMAN WEH LOOK SUH MAD

-- Edited by dj pain at 23:32, 2008-12-14

-- Edited by dj pain at 23:32, 2008-12-14

Acupuncture couch for deflated egos

Hot!

Does size matter? Is it smaller or larger than my mates?

These two questions might be among the most frequently asked in the universe. And today Condomunity is going to make your life so much easier (in best lifehacker manner). Enters Condometric!

Condometric is a 205mm measuring tape printed on a condom (and a revamp of peter meter at that). It comes in 4 flavors like natural - can never go wrong with that - cherry, lime and banana. Its also a very philosophical condom if you believe the makers homepage: Condometric helps us flaunt what weve got. Its about believing we can handle whatever we wish to take on, regardless of size.

Btw. its a real fully functional condom that can be bought in packs of 3,6 and 12. I personally think this is a pretty funny idea and for everyone else, at least it will put an end to all doubts where people are supposed to measure from.

Great bike path

-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 00:28, 2008-12-12

Honda FC sport Hydrogen Sports Car Concept

Trust me, Honda doin big tings!!!!!




















-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 16:01, 2008-12-09

The Hublot Black Caviar Bang watch pictured above goes for $1 Million Dollars. Heres what you get:

* 18k White Gold Case & Clasp covered in 322 black diamonds
* 179 black diamonds on the bezel
* 30 black diamonds on the watch clasp
* Watch & Case total to 34.5 carats

There is a watch club many of us don't know about. Informal or not, the million dollar watch club boasts esteemed watch companies who have offered watches with prices of one million dollars or more. For a watch to reach such high value, an extremely decadent portion of precious jewels must be placed on most every millimeter of surface area on the face and case.

The newest member of the million dollar watch club is the Hublot Black Caviar Bang. Coming from the Big Bang line with all its derivatives, the Black Caviar Bang has an 18k white gold case and clasp that feature hundreds of precision cut black diamonds, for a total of 34.5 total carats. This includes 322 diamonds on the case, 179 on the bezel, and another 30 on the clasp at the end of the rubber strap. Black diamonds are exceedingly rare, and are attributed for most of the Black Caviar Bang's million dollar value.

Inside the watch is Hublot's specially manufactured manually wound HUB Solo T tourbillon movement. A beautifully designed face opens with a view on the one minute tourbillon, and diamonds are patterned into the face as the power reserve indicator. The design of the face is attractive and functional, but doesn't try very hard to be practical. With an impressive array of square cut black diamonds, the Hublot Black Caviar Bang register's high on the glitz scale as well as the exclusivity meter with a limited edition of only one piece.

New to Webster's


Usain (v) To break every world record and thereby annoy the Americans at
the Olympics

Showbolting (v) the practice of celebrating victory before the end of an
event while still winning the event & breaking a record

Jamaicanly (adv) to defy the odds with style, flair and apl**** in such a
manner as would normally be deemed incredible or impossible

Blazing (verb) to run like the Jamaican women in the 100m final

Jamazing (adj) to be extraordinary despite the fact that you are from a
Third World nation where everyone learns to run 'barefoot on gra**';
usually involves defeating First World nations in competition; usually
also inspires 2.7 million people to resort to dancing in the streets,
screaming and using dutch pot covers like cymbals

-- Edited by jepomaxxx at 19:52, 2008-12-17

 

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