KrYsIs
Lol ruff work ennuh mi just a try a thing
Nuff girl Love tek taxi...yet dem nuh want taxi-man
Dats why Javon cant get a girl..him affi back him hand
Cho r4ssCl44t di taxi man dem have it hard
maybe we shud hold taxi-drivers in da highest regard
Dem drive up & dwn all day till dem run out a gas
Javon ppl pon zone seh u act like a Jack-a55
seems like u dont belong here..u only a tres-pass
Mi nah try disrespect di taxi-man dem still
without taxi wi wud run up and dwn like we on a treadmill
Although there other means of transport
why is it that most taxi-drivers dont have passport
Nuff girl try trick taxi-man....fi get a free ride
Taxi-man dem nuh ramp..taxi-man dem nuh play-up
dem mek seh knw wen she reach she got to pay-up
di trick is dem only accept two kinda payment
either she pay dem money or ********* why admins cencor my statement?
GAMEPUN
A TRU INNO KRYSIS MORE TIME YAAH FI WATCH YUH STATEMENT
DIS LIFE A NUH EASY WALK OVER, LIKE STEPPING OVER PPL ON THE PAVEMENT
LIFE WOULDNT BE THE SAME IF IT WASNT FOR THE TAXI
JAVON CHAT SO MUCH FUQQRY, HIM MOUTH FI GLUE WID EPOXY
HIM A SLEEP PON THE WORK LIKE HIM CATCHING THE DROPSY
BOY DEH PON ZONE WHEN HIM SHUDDA DEH CHURCH A PICK UP MS PATSY
SEE HIM A DRIVE A MOLYNES AND PON TOP A DI CAR IS A BIG MATTRAS
WAH DAY POLICE LOCK HIM UP,AFTER THEM SEARCH AND FIND A FAT LASS
MAN CUSS TOO MUCH PPL FI A VIRGIN, HIM NUH HAVE NUH DAMN VISION
BOY A INFORM PON ROBOT TAXI CABBIES, A DAT HIM A TRY GET RICH ON
WAH DAY WHEN MI SEND THE CLOWN FI GAAH AIRPORT FI PICK MI UP BREJIN FOWLY
HIM DID HAVE A RASTA GYAL INNA DI FRONT, CAR WINDA WINE UP AND IN DEH MOWLY
TWEETY SEH SHE NAAH GO INNA HIM DIPPY OR COROLLA, CAUSE FI HIM CAR OLDER
AND FI A BOASY CAR ROLLLER, JAVON IS A WASTEMAN FI A CAR HOLDER
MAN NH MISS NUH POT HOLE,JAH KNOW A DEM DRIVER MI FEAR HIYAH
DI MAN A SOME REAL MADMAN, HIM WANT A FOOD PRICE AND SELL HIM SPARE TYRE
AND THE MAN LIVE PON ZONE, U NUH SEE SEH HIM CAREER FLOP OUT
A TELL PPL BOUT DEM MADDA, ALL HIM MUFFLER OUT FI DROP OUT
THIS A JUST LYRICAL COMBINATION IN FUN AND LAUGHTER
NUH NEED NUH WAR, JUST A TAXI FI CHARTER
WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast
nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a
golf course, and loves to send me fishing and
drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I
don't give a %&%*.
KrYsIs: Wah Gwaan Pun?
GamePun: Wah gwaan Krysis?
U see di video wid di girl a eat man privates?
KrYsIs: Lyrical a bow-cat...honestly mi never know
GaMePuN: yea see her pon video wid something a blow
KrYsIs: jah know cant believe a dat really gwaan
Gamepun: Mi ask her why? she seh she did want taste something warm
KrYsIs: So a dem kinda things deh she really...really love
GamePun: she seh she just did a do it fi get a free DuB
KRYSIS, A WAH DO THIS NAWSY GYAL COME A TALK BOUT LAWSUIT
PUN: AFTER A NUH WE TELL HAR FI DEH PON CAM A SUCK THE RAW5E YUTE
KRYSIS: MI JUST DEH YAH A CHILL PON NET AND PREE MI MONITOR
PUN:SOME WHITE GYAL A TUN DEM SELF INNA DANCEHALL JANITOR
KRYSIS: A USE DEM MOUTH CLEAN EVERY CREVICE AND CORNER
pUN: SHE MEK THE DEBUT PON PHONE LIKE GAZA GIRLS WID ADIDJAH PALMER
KrYsIs: ohhhh so this is how she pay 4music
Gamepun: a fi har mouth her problem if she want use it
KrYsIs:But Pun She seh di vid nuh real its not factual
Gamepun: Krysis the way she did do the thing u can see she is a born natural
KrYsIs: seems like she nuh have nuh shame...she have low moral
Gamepun: di name lyrical suggest she skill pon di oral
KrYsIs: Mi did shocked at 1st rite now mi just amazed
Gamepun: di way she did a eat the c0cky is like she hungry fi days
pun: A wah dat pon her mouth...it look like mayonaise
krysis: di way how she a nyam di c0cky is like she did hungry fi days
KrYsIsz: Since the video Buss mi notice nuff man start line up...
GAmePun: a true inno....dem seh dem want a lyrical shine up
KRYSIS: GYAL A STYLE MAN AS FREAK, LIKE A WI SEH TONGUE FI C.U.N.T
PUN: AFTER MI NUH JAVON, HAVE MI TONGUE A STRETCH LIKE BUNGY JUMP
kRYSIS:MEK MI DONE CHAT BOUT SOME WASTE PPL, STEPPZ SEH DEM LUDDY
PUN: HAHAHA, SOME PPL WAAH JINGLE AND A NYAM OFF MICRO BUDDY
LYRICAL SAMURAI, MI KILL HIM NEXT NINJA WID MI INDEX FINGER
I CAN SEE IT CLEARLY NOW LIKE A WINDEX WINDA
BLACK REIGN A FALL, BOUT TEN HIM HOP ALL IN, ITS DAMN APPAULIN
LEFF HIM FLATTER THAN A MATTRA.SS WEH KIDS DROP ALL IN, HIM OPEN U LIKE TRAPAULIN
BL.OOD FLOW LIKE DERBY RACE WEH DI GO CART RUN
SPENT SHELLS DROP LIKE TREE LEAVES IN AUTUMN
WHETER MI EVIL OR SICK, ONLY THAT CALL MI GUILT
HOLLOW TIPS BIG LIKE SPLIFFS WEH BOB MARLEY BUILT
BRAINS SPLASH OUT LIKE WHEN U DASH MUD
U FACE TEAR OFF LIKE DIRTSIDE INNA FLASH FLOOD
TEFLON PON CHEST LIKE WHEN MI WEAR COAT
AFTER THE WAR, U TUN LOST AND FOUND LIKE LUGGAGE A AIRPORT
I LEFT TRAILS A MASACRE,TOTAL CARNAGE,NUTTIN DEAD SLIGHT
AMBUSH AT ITS BEST, BULLETS COMING SOON LIKE NAZ WEBSITE
*EXHALES*
IF GOD WAS ONE OF US, YES THAT MAN, WHO ME SAH?
YEP HIM WUDDA DEH EMBASSY LINE A GET TUN DUNG FI VISA
IF GOD WAS ONE OF US, HIM WUDDA HAVE IT HARD FI LEFF OUTTA THE GUTTER
HIM CUDNT AFFORD KFC, JUST FRY DUMPLIN AND MARGERINE BUTTER
IF HE WAS ONE A US, HIM WUDDA TEK BUS A TRANSPORT CENTRE
HIM WUDDA DEH PON A MARKET TRUCK A SELL YAM AND RENTA
MI NAAH LOOK DOWN PON HIM LIKE SUBSTANCE INNA MICROSCOPE
WE WUDDA REASON OVA 2 HIENEKEN AND MI RUN MY FUSS JOKE
MI NUH THINK HIM WUDDA BE A AREA LEADER, MAYBE A MARIN LUTHOR
U NAAH GET DA MOOT YA,MAYBE HIM WUDDA BE LIKE MUTA THE TUTOR
PPL WUD BE SAYING.............DAMN A WHO DAH YUTE YAH
IF HE WAS ONE A US, HE WUD STILL FEEL OUR PAIN AND CONSEQUENCE
NO CONCRETE WALLS, HE WUD BE BEHIND THE ONE ZINC FENCE
HE MADE MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, SO IT COMES WITH ,CHARACTER
HE WUD TRY TO HAVE OUR BACKS LIKE A CHIROPRACTER
I WRITE THIS WITH NO REGRET, RESPONSE OR RELLIANCE
MAYBE GOD WUD HAVE BEEN A ONE MAN BAND MAN, SHOWS DEFIANCE WITHOUT ALLIANCE
THIS IS LEAST CONTROVERSIAL, HOWEVER SOMETHING NEW
BASICALLY IF GOD WAS ONE OF US, MAYBE HE WUD BE LIKE U
u want some1 whose multitask, who enjoys sex like its a hobby.....
a man whose willing to please u and puts his fingers over ur body
UR NAME IS FRUITY, BUT BABES I DONT EAT APPLES
I JUST CANT WAIT TO OPEN U LIKE CORK OFFA SNAPPLES
a man who suck on ur nipples like a likkle baby three plus.........
a man whop gives u the climax to reach fuss
squeezing ur ass, biting on ur tongue and all these things.......
a man who wont hesitate to pull of ur g-strings
ur draws taken off without hesistation, theyre going down like inflation........
i kiss ur neck as u shiver to this tingling sensation
open ur legz ur pu$$y is all mine for the giving......
i whisper in ur ear*i want u*then give u something hard like cost of living
i raise u up like income taxes as u give me a ride for the change...............
the way how u love dick ur going up and down like wall street stock exchange
U HOLD ME TIGHT, SO WE STAY CLOSER TOGETHER LIKE LOTS IN THE HOUSING TRUST
*LOCK AWF THE LIGHTS* HOLD AWN BABES, TUN AWN THE FAN FUSS, AS FOR THE ENDING...??
THE REST IS BETWEEN US
DO NOT TAKE THIS POEM SERIOUS AND IF YOU DO I STILL DON'T GIVE A F.U.C.K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAMEPUN MAY SAY THE MOST EXOTIC WORDS, BUT MY DREAM FANTASY HAS RISE. PEOPLE MAY SAY IM BARKY, BUT PUN STILL GAVE ME HIS LOYAL C0CKY.
DAY BY DAY I CURSS BUT DJ KEM KEPT HIS LINES "KISSIN IS A HABBIT F*CKIN IS A GAME, GUYZ GET ALL PLEASURE BUT RUE GET ALL THE PAIN.
WYZCO I LOVE YOU AND BELIEVE ITS TRUE BUT I NEED 10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital & A Baby NOT Without YOUR Name
Grezzy1 Sex is good YOUR Doggy Style & APPLE TURN OVER always great
BUT Sex is evil & Sex is a sin but Sins are forgiven only if you come stick it in me!!!
Raper NICO lets sex on the beach either morning noon or night . proud a mi gud grip. sort out mi nukie wid yo buddy full clip
Dj Flames come ya boi mek mi Cok up mi right foot pon yuh tic toc, balance & wine mek yuh know how the buddy ninja behave.
mr RD, mek sure yuh ****y flash in, mi want u play wid mi breast like yah mix pon yuh cd machine
Nyk_j nuh because ur the drawz man a.k.a paddy dat nuh mean the vi$er wudnt ferk yo.ole a seet mek mi get a mampy fi bubble & wine fi yuh..(all wen she bruk panty man cah clown har )
Badrasta u got ma eyes so inspire. Yuh mek the ferk ah come dung pon me. Mi cah wait fi ride yo bicycle
OP hurry up & come jump pon mi daggering truck come hammer me. Limbo brace back bubble work mi a work an nuh hair ma come.
MDOT you took my versitility. An nuh know mi a dagga mi a dagga from fetus. Hot ferk mi nuh fraid fi talk it..hey!!! mi na go fraid fi se it.. so mi shift wey d drawz u shub it enn.. mi nuh care if yu av no oman mi na look fi husband.
REAL WOMEN, REAL WOMEN WHERE ARE THEY NOW??
DA REALEST WOMEN WHERE CAN THEY BE FOUND
REAL GIRLS COME FORWARD WHY U IN DA BACKGROUND
IM STILL SEARCHING FOR A REAL GIRL CANT STOP NOW
IM LOOKING FOR A GIRL THAT KEEPS IT 100(%) PERCENT
A GIRL WHO DOESNT LIKE CONFLICT DOESNT LIKE ARGUMENT
THESE GIRLS NOWADAYS are PRETENDERS MOST ARE 2-FACED
SOME ARE VERY NASTY...BURSH TEETH WITHOUT TOOTHPASTE
I HAVE TO SHAKE MA HEAD ITS a SHAME ITS A DISGRACE
FALLIN IN LOVE WITH THESE GIRLS IS A BIG MISTAKE
THEM CANT EVEN COOK......... THEM CANT EVEN CLEAN
SOME START ****............. B4 DEM REACH 13
WHERE ALL DI REAL GIRLS AT..IS WAT REALLY HAPPEN
MI REALLY AFFI REPEAT THIS STATEMENT AGAIN
REAL WOMEN, REAL WOMEN WHERE ARE THEY NOW??
DA REALEST WOMEN WHERE CAN THEY BE FOUND
REAL GIRLS COME FORWARD WHY U IN DA BACKGROUND
IM STILL SEARCHING FOR A REAL GIRL CANT STOP NOW
CANT FIND REAL GIRLS AGAIN IS LIKE THEM DISAPPEAR
IM SURROUNDED BY FAKE GIRLS SELFFISH AND INSINCERE
THEY WILL TAKE UR HEART & DO ANYTHING THEM FEEL LIKE WITH IT
BRAGGING TO THIER FRENZ ALL BECAUSE THEM FEEL HYPE WITH IT
so big up 2da girls dem wah ALWAYS A keep it real
da realest girls are da girls that know how a broken heart feel...
DI REALEST WOMAN RITE NOW I WUD HAVE TO SAY IS MI MOTHER
SHE NEVER HAD THAT ABORTION EVEN THO SHE HATED MI FATHER
REAL WOMEN, REAL WOMEN WHERE ARE THEY NOW??
DA REALEST WOMEN WHERE CAN THEY BE FOUND
REAL GIRLS COME FORWARD WHY U IN DA BACKGROUND
IM STILL SEARCHING FOR A REAL GIRL CANT STOP NOW
WAIT DONT LEAVE THIS POEM NOT DONE
WHO A DI REALEST WOMAN U KNOW GAMEPUN?
U KNW KRYSIS I WUD HAVE TO SAY MY MOTHER THE REALEST TOOO
SHE WUD HAVE NINE PICKNEY...AND STILL WANT ADOPT TWO
BUT BACK TO THESE GIRLS WHO ARE REAL HEART BREAKERS
REAL WOMEN HARD FI FIND...THIS WORLD IS FILLED WITH FAKERZ
REAL WOMEN HAD TO FIND IS LIKE SEH MAN A DEAL WID MANEQUIN
AS DEM SEE U POCKETS BULGING, THEM BELEIVE YAH MONEY KING
DEM GAAH CHURCH AND NOT EVEN TIDES DEM HAVE ONE THIRD A FLING
MAN HAFFI DO 160 WID DEM INNA DI CAR WHEN HIM DRIVE PAST BURGER KING
WHEN LAST MI HAVE A GIRL WEH RATINGS TALL FI MI LIKE CHINESE NOODLE
JAH KNO MI STILL A SEARCH LIKE A SLOW NET ON DI GOOGLE
COURNTEY MELODY SEH MODERN GIRL, DONIA SEH NOWADAYS, DEM A JUST LACKLUSTRE
BODY NUH GOT STRUCTURE,SO WHO BIG AND BRAWD, NEED FI GUH TREADMILL AND GUTBUSTER
A TALK BOUT MS.INEPENDENT AND JUST FI DI MONEY DEM TEK IT AND A LYE DEH
AND A DEM SAME ONE A HYPE PON WE WHEN DEM DEH PAVILLION EVERY FRIDAY
THESE ARE THE SAME GIRLS WHO SAY GOOD MEN HARD TO FIND, THEM NUH SEE THE GEM IN I
LIFE IS ALL GAMBLES, DOESNT MAKE SENSE CHOOSING A SAGGITAURIUS, LEO OR GEMINI
GIMMI A CHICK, THATS WORTH MORE THAN GOLD, SHE'S CERTFIED PLATINUM
NOT SOME ONE WHOSE POISONOUS LIKE THE STUFF HERBICIDE GOT IN EM
MI NEED A SWEET APPLEZ OR A SHEVVY, GIMMI A MRS KALONJI OR SUGA LIPS
SOME BODY WHO MI CAN RUN JOKE WID MEK SHE LAUGH AND BRUCK UP LIKE POTATO CHIPS
WHAT WILL A 2014 GIRL BE LIKE? IT LOOK STICKY, LETS HOPE DEM HAVE SOME FUTURE
ONCE DEM VIOLATE FI MI, QUICKLY DEM GET BOOT UP LIKE A COMPUTER
NAAH MAD OVA NONE, DEM CUDDA PRETTY LIKE MONEY, NAAH REACH MY CRANIUM
BUT ALL IM ASKING IS FOR A GIRL WID GOOD HEART, AND SHE MUST BRIGHT LIKE BULB A STADIUM
SO BIG UP YUH SELF KRYSIS, WE WILL LINK UNTIL NEXT TIME
GWAAN HOLD THE FAITH, I GOT POCA ON THE NEXT LINE