By rockingir at 2010-09-10

A WOMAN IS IN A COMA. NURSES ARE IN HER ROOM GIVING HER A SPONGE BATH. ONE OF THEM IS WASHING HER "PRIVATE AREA" and  NOTICES THAT THERE IS A RESPONSE ON THE MOINITOR WHEN HE TOUCHES HER. THEY GO TO HER HUSBAND AND EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED, TELLING HIM, "CRAZY AS THIS SOUNDS, MAYBE A LITTLE ORAL SEX WILL DO THE TRICK AND BRING HER OUT OF THE COMA."  THE HUSBAND IS SKEPTICAL, BUT THEY ASSURE HIM THAT THEY'LL CLOSE THE CURTAINS FOR PRIVACY. BESIDES IT'S WORTH A TRY. THE HUBBY FINALLY AGREES AND GOES INTO HIS WIFE'S ROOM. AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE WOMAN'S MONITOR  FLAT-LINES NO PULSE....NO HEART RATE. THE NURSES RUN INTO THE ROOM. THE HUBBY IS STANDING THERE. PULLING UP HIS PANTS AND SAYS, " I THINK SHE CHOKED."

mi mudda did sey RA$$ is a very powerful word. Never you forget a word as important as RA$$ and its many RA$$ uses
1. RA$$ is a good way to finish a sentence that lacks excitement ...
tekki back RA$$!
Gimme back RA$$!

2. RA$$ can be used in biology eg.....
Look pan di gal RA$$!

3. It can be used as a warning of future troubles .... cover yu RA$$!

4. It can ward off unwanted sexual advances ....
me nah gi yu me numba yu ugly RA$$!
move yu RA$$ from me, ****!

5. It can describe extreme pain ....
it hot nuh RA$$!
me mudda gi me some RA$$ licks!

6. It can describe size .....
yuh foot dem big nuh RA$$!
him have a RA$$ mouth deh!

7. As you can see RA$$ is an all-purpose Jamaican word. You can use it as often as yu RA$$ feel!
Greeting ...... How de RA$$ yu do?
Fraud ......... Yu too RA$$ tief!
Dismay ........ RA$$!
Trouble ....... Oh RA$$!
Aggression .... Watch yu RA$$ self!
Disgust ....... Cho RA$$!
Confusion ..... Wha di RA$$ a gwaan!
Incompetence .. A wha di RA$$ yu a do .... RA$$-idiot!
Lost .......... Whe di RA$$ we deh!
Pleasure ...... it nice nuh RA$$!
Retaliation ... Yu RA$$-c**t...
And of course . kiss mi RA$$!

Me done to RA$$!!!!

-- Edited by madest-one (Mod) on Saturday 24th of April 2010 04:10:46 AM

FOR more than 30 years, Bernice Gray and Elser Stone lived and raised their children in the same community, and met most Sunday mornings to take the bus to church.

That they should die together, while consistent with that decades-old bond, still shocked family and friends -- none of whom could have foreseen the tragic manner of their demise.

People gather at the scene where 65-year-old Bernice Gray and her 51-year-old friend, Elser Stone were mowed down by a Honda Partner motorcar off Spanish Town Road in Kingston yesterday.

Grays son Rohan Knight (centre) holds the Bible she had before she was mowed down. (Photos: Bryan Cummings)

Two sobbing women, one of whom identified herself as the goddaughter of Bernice Gray, are consoled by members of the Pentecostal Tabernacle Church on Wildman Street in downtown Kingston yesterday. (Photo: Nadine Wilson)

The two women were mowed down by a motorcar as they waited at a bus stop not far from their home off Henley Road in Waterhouse, on yet another Sunday morning on their way to church.

Gray, a 65-year-old higgler, and Stone a 51-year-old domestic helper, were standing under the bus stop in the vicinity of White Lane off Spanish Town Road in Kingston, when the driver of a white Honda Partner motorcar lost control of the vehicle, slamming into the bus stop and hitting the two women.

Inspector Aaron Fletcher from the Hunts Bay police said the driver of the ill-fated vehicle was also injured during the incident which happened shortly after 8 o'clock.

"We received a call that there was a fatal motor vehicle accident in the vicinity of Wray and Nephew and subsequent checks revealed that this motorcar was apparently travelling in a westerly direction when the driver apparently lost control and mowed down the bus stop and two elderly females who were standing there on their way to church.

One died there on the spot, the other one was pronounced dead at KPH (Kingston Public Hospital)," he told the Observer.

Later, an official account of the incident from the Constabulary Communication Network said that the driver of the car lost control when another motorist allegedly drove across his path.

Among those who gathered to view Gray's lifeless body as it lay on the ground in front of the wrecked motorcar, was her son Rohan Knight who said that he was at the home he shared with his mother, father and three siblings when he got the news.

"Is just last night (Saturday night) mi give her a little smile when she come home from market, about after 10 o'clock," Knight said, adding that he was asleep when his mother went to join her neighbour for their usual walk to the bus stop to go to church.

"This is a regular thing for her. Sometimes mi drop them down their church, because mi drive a little car, but most of the time they take their bus," he said, unable to fight back the tears.

"Mi want har back, mi wish mi could get her back right now," he cried in disbelief.

The father of Stone's three children, Norris Daley said that he was near the bus stop when the accident occurred, but had not witnessed the incident.

"Mi leave her at home this morning and come out on the road, and when I was on the road, I see some people a run a go towards the bus stop and me see the bus stop lick down and them say a she dead," said the elderly man, who was still in a daze.

Stone, he said, was a faithful Christian who attended church services religiously with Gray.

"Them two people deh were friends for years, years on top of years, nothing never change them," he said.

More than two hours after the incident, only a few of the congregants at the Pentecostal Tabernacle Church on Wildman Street in downtown Kingston -- where the two had been worshipping for the past five years -- were aware of the tragedy.

A deacon told the Observer that church officials had heard about the accident, and had sent a group to Waterhouse to investigate, before they broke the news to the entire church.

But those who had already gotten the confirmation they needed, like Gray's goddaughter, had to be consoled by some of the members as she bawled.

She and her family were later prayed for by the entire church after the news was announced to everyone. The church also offered up prayers for the family of the two women and the driver of the Honda Partner, who has since been arrested and charged with two counts of manslaughter.

He is booked to appear in the Half-Way Tree Resident Magistrate's Court on Tuesday, October 26

WELL U KNO DAT SONG HOT GRABBA DONE BY KARTEL N POPCAAN FI SMOKE WEED, SEEMS LIKE DIS BREDDA YAH AVE INTENTIONS OF SMOKIN SUMPN ELSE!!!!!

A chinese couple gave birth to a black baby...The man asked his wife "Why my son black?" She replied "You hot, me hot, sex hot, baby burn."

SO I WAS TALKING ABOUT **SUCK** SO KNOWING OW ZONE SLACK MINDED PPL DEM TAN ME TELL GAMEPUN HIM LOV SUCK ESPECIALLY WEN ME TELL HIM SUPHN

By rockingir at 2010-09-10

-- Edited by BoaseyT0niiB0nii on Saturday 23rd of October 2010 06:23:10 AM

stop it!!

By rockingir at 2010-09-10

-- Edited by ssugarlipss (Admin) on Friday 8th of October 2010 05:58:50 AM

why the man dem always a luu afta me to rahtid. Ok i dunno if your a dude or a chic, but be a chic

By rockingir at 2010-09-10

-- Edited by NoKTurnaL on Monday 11th of October 2010 09:34:30 PM

Mafrado back inna di days...

Mouhahahahahahahahaha....

 

Watch Mafia behavior 2 him self

-- Edited by SVG on Sunday 17th of October 2010 09:53:26 PM

-- Edited by KrYsIs (Radio Mod) on Monday 27th of September 2010 02:17:29 PM

KNOW WAH YAH TYPE BWOY